An Attempt to Explain my Aesthetic Sense

Or

A Futile Attempt at Expanding Minds


Lol.  Well, when people ask, "what's your type?" in regards to what sort of physical features attract me--I don't usually know what to tell them.  I don't usually think about a persons' looks.  But that doesn't mean I like looking at just any and everything on the exterior anatomy of someone.  I guess the best way to explain it would be to list and break down as many things as I can think of that I would (or at some point could) see on a person and say if I like it or not.  So that's what I shall now do.  You can expect some things that would equate to "too much information" on this list, if you're sensitive about those things, I apologize for ruffling your feathers.

visible, external things/qualities on any person that I find...

Attractive or Interesting: (basically stuff that I like)
breasts/pectorals
derriere (the butt)
eyes
facial stubble
lips
people shorter than (or equal to) 5'11"
short hair (the hair on your scalp)
small tattoos (~9 inches or less in diameter)
thighs

Neither Attractive nor Unattractive: (stuff I generally don't mind nor give excess thought to)
arms
ears
facial piercings (anything above the chin)
fat/overweight
hands
large tattoos
neck
muscle tone
mustaches
people taller than (or equal to) 6'
shoulders and back of torso
scrotum (the ballsack)
thin/average weight

Generally Unattractive or Uninteresting: (stuff I don't really like or usually won't ask to see)
beards
body hair
considerably overweight
excess tattoos (more than 7 small ones or 2 large ones)
feet
legs
long hair (the hair on your scalp)
nails (fingers/toes)
non-facial piercings
nipples
penis
underweight
vagina


I probably expect most of those things to be unsurprising to people who've thoroughly inspected this journal-ish blog of mine.  And some may raise further questions.  OH WELL!!!   I can't please everyone, hurr.

I can say that hair color is probably the last thing I care about, except maybe gray-ing hair.  If you're below age 48 and most of your hair has lost color, I'm sorry for you and would probably find you a bit unattractive (just being honest).  It does happen eventually though.  I'd rather be bald than have a full head of mostly gray/white hair when I'm age 45 or so, lol.  Baldness doesn't bug me as long as your scalp is generally healthy *nod*.

Skin color... well, in earnest, I LIKE darker tones just more by default.  On other people.  On myself??  Well I'm white but I guess I wouldn't be that much different if I had been born black, tan, brown or w/e.  In fact at times I wish I weren't (white) so I could be excused from my grandfather's exceptionally biased views and just overall maybe have fewer headaches during a day.  That's a pretty steep maybe though.  If my family was the same but black, then grandfather would probably just hate all white people and use racial slurs I've never even heard of (in the present reality).  The grass is never greener on the other side, it's just either more wet or dry, hah!

Later, losers~.   (I'll show you!  *shot*)  xD

Log of Thoughts and Delusions

Log Date: June, Almost Summer, 2013


(Not Entirely) Random List of Things I WILL NOT Do

-state something false on purpose
-(profusely) curse
-eat string beans, beets, lima beans, nor the stalks of broccoli (among other foods I purely dislike)
-tolerate cigarette smoke, tobacco, nor any non-prescription
-tolerate breaches of security including but not limited to eavesdropping, rummaging through others' property, extraneous invasions of personal space under any circumstances, etc.; nor will I be privy to such activities
-tolerate unsafe vehicle driving practices
-tolerate criticism on anyone's appearance without constructive, earnest advice on how to improve the points so criticized
-negotiate on any of the above terms, lest I choose to discuss one willingly


There are more things, probably, but eh, those are among my biggest deal-breakers, if you will.  I very likely mentioned some of those points before (because they all rather irritate me) but some things are worth repeating.  If anything, at least I won't forget about these if they should ever come up and I need any convincing of things (y'know, concerning private matters only; I'd never let my biases interfere with impartial scenarios like jury duty or similar venues).

I'm okay otherwise, I guess... lately I seem to be getting more random attention from newer people.  I really don't care for being complimented as the first thing from someone.  At least, not on superficial things like looks... because seriously, seriously--how am I supposed to know if you're judging by me by my appearance OR if you've actually bothered to read the spiel I post on my pages (of which are public but never heavily advertised) and find me attractive by my personality, if all you're saying is, "you're cute(sexy/beautiful/some-empty-overused-word-here)".  I mean, you haven't even talked to me yet... at least show some interest in me as a person BEYOND what you can see.  What I care about is what you feel in your heart... blagh, but try telling that to anyone nowadays and they'll assume you're mental.  I don't hate the attention but some guys... really bug me with it.  Others not at much, at least not those who actively respond when I talk, and I do at least offer thanks for the compliments, in general.  Just sayin'.

That's all for now, I suppose.  Farewell.