-cannot stand the slash pairing of Emmeryn/Gangrel; totally copacetic with Emmeryn/Aversa
-Vaike/everyone is personal head-canon; Male Robin/all males also works
-everyone who states they'd be okay with Chrom/Lissa should just go sleep with their own sibling already
-does not like being fat; perfectly fine with concept of male pregnancy
-would utterly break all your teeth if self (re: me) were impregnated
-everyone who likes RPGs should play Exit Fate... Now.
-would be fine with just a single, particular order of chinese cuisine (tends to re-order same takeout a lot), water, and raw broccolli everyday for the rest of life
-now honestly considering the above statement
-more people need to be open to frot/scissoring (same concept really)
-you want to know what I want? just an honest, hard-working (strongly preferred) male who doesn't smoke, nor uses drugs and is employed; why is that SO HARD for some of you!? (hah, pun... unintended at first)
-truth is, most lesbians are fine by me, I just get bored very quickly trying to watch them do it; I can watch most straight porn if dick is prominent in 75% of the shots
-yet, I don't really like dick photos... or most art of them if they're too realistic... honestly gross
-needs more ass, preferably tight arse
-stop equating sex parts to food items, people; if you're that hungry, go loving eat already!
-needs more virgins in their 30s (where I'm likely headed, lawl)
-you know what's stupid? people barking like a dog; if you do, I'm slapping a collar on you and getting your shots, 'k?
-wishes I could stop ranting so much
-realizes I probably won't, because I care too much
-more of you need to recognize how rare a person that cares as much as I is and loving get with the program already!
-seriously, stretch your bum and think about having someone as warm and tender and utterly lovely as I as a part of you... sometimes I'm amazed I'm not swarming in offers
-gets flustered easily from too much attention; still really shy
-definitely a top, gentle, but a top, beyond any reasonable doubt
Hmm... that's better~. Yay, venting! Later, anons.
SH2
Thursday, August 29, 2013
Friday, August 23, 2013
A Completely Necessary and Totally Nonsencial Table of Acceptable Weight Ranges
Yes, that title is also completely, necessarily long. Deal with it.
Fact 1: Being overweight is not unhealthy, so long as you are not overfat. (ask your medical doctor or dietician, if you're seeing one, for confirmation on healthy fat ranges which are % based of your total weight)
Fact 2: Your weight has to account for water, bones, muscle fibers and fat. In that precise order, that is what primarily composes your total weight.
Fact 3: Obese is being defined as having enough weight that your risk level for heart and circulatory problems increase to a degree. How much so and how much weight you truly can bare is completely up to your family's medical history.
Okay, so with those things out of the way, on to the very simple table. This table assumes that one is at least 23 years old, after which one would be approximately 97% complete with their physical growth. (In other words, when you truly cease getting taller)
Men Women
Height Lbs Height Lbs
6'8" 267 6'5" 223
6'7" 260 6'4" 216
6'6" 253 6'3" 210
6'5" 246 6'2" 204
6'4" 239 6'1" 198
6'3" 232 6'0" 192
6'2" 225 5'11" 186
6'1" 218 5'10" 180
6'0" 211 5'9" 174
5'11" 204 5'8" 168
5'10" 197 5'7" 163
5'9" 190 5'6" 158
5'8" 183 5'5" 153
5'7" 176 5'4" 148
5'6" 169 5'3" 143
5'5" 162 5'2" 138
5'4" 155 5'1" 133
5'3 148 5'0" 128
5'2" 141 4'11" 123
5'1" 134 4'10" 118
Alright, now if you look up all of those according to the BMI (body mass index) bylaws, most of these will register as overweight or close, or even normal. As I said, these weights are nonsense yet acceptable. In other words, its pretty much my personal bias (I prefer hefty but healthy people). On the other hand, the majority are also completely reasonable and certainly not out-of-the-question. For the really critical though, I'd say you could feasibly be between 16 lbs lighter and 20 lbs heavier for each target and still be fine. Convert to metric if you must.
Fact 1: Being overweight is not unhealthy, so long as you are not overfat. (ask your medical doctor or dietician, if you're seeing one, for confirmation on healthy fat ranges which are % based of your total weight)
Fact 2: Your weight has to account for water, bones, muscle fibers and fat. In that precise order, that is what primarily composes your total weight.
Fact 3: Obese is being defined as having enough weight that your risk level for heart and circulatory problems increase to a degree. How much so and how much weight you truly can bare is completely up to your family's medical history.
Okay, so with those things out of the way, on to the very simple table. This table assumes that one is at least 23 years old, after which one would be approximately 97% complete with their physical growth. (In other words, when you truly cease getting taller)
Men Women
Height Lbs Height Lbs
6'8" 267 6'5" 223
6'7" 260 6'4" 216
6'6" 253 6'3" 210
6'5" 246 6'2" 204
6'4" 239 6'1" 198
6'3" 232 6'0" 192
6'2" 225 5'11" 186
6'1" 218 5'10" 180
6'0" 211 5'9" 174
5'11" 204 5'8" 168
5'10" 197 5'7" 163
5'9" 190 5'6" 158
5'8" 183 5'5" 153
5'7" 176 5'4" 148
5'6" 169 5'3" 143
5'5" 162 5'2" 138
5'4" 155 5'1" 133
5'3 148 5'0" 128
5'2" 141 4'11" 123
5'1" 134 4'10" 118
Alright, now if you look up all of those according to the BMI (body mass index) bylaws, most of these will register as overweight or close, or even normal. As I said, these weights are nonsense yet acceptable. In other words, its pretty much my personal bias (I prefer hefty but healthy people). On the other hand, the majority are also completely reasonable and certainly not out-of-the-question. For the really critical though, I'd say you could feasibly be between 16 lbs lighter and 20 lbs heavier for each target and still be fine. Convert to metric if you must.
Monday, August 5, 2013
Stuff (An Update)
If you want to call it that.
Anyway, Jer is still awesome (I mean c'mon, I'm not really a person who changes their opinions that quickly on others). But damn does he have terrible luck. Like I partially want to just lock him away so shit stops happening to trouble him, lol, something like that. I mean I am not a pet person so that idea is rather moot. And he wouldn't agree to that, lest I locked myself away with him, lol, then maybe xD.
Tumblr is such a time-sink, forget tvtropes. Its like Blogger but on massive roids, and way more likely to invoke triggers because people are dumb as dirt on there.
I see so many cases of reverse racism that it literally makes me sick to my stomach. Hell, no, its just racism. Whether you're white, black, red, blue, green or shining gold; if a third of your personal rants revolve around complaining about a group of people that boils down to "color-of-person_word-for-person", then by Jove, do you have loads of free time! And what a waste of time and energy you're expending to inform the masses of your exceedingly asinine views and simply foolish tangents ping-ponging around your cranium.
Allow me to enlighten you. First black guy I ever thought was attractive was pretty average looking, toned but kind of thin, and his equipment was pretty much average (like 6 or 7 in, which is not unreasonable). Why did I like him? Well, just the way he carried his self. I won't lie that this was in a porno so meh, it just does make me mad people assume white men just want someone for their dick, especially generalizing that's their reason for being attracted to dark skinned people. ESPECIALLY because I prefer ass. There. Race doesn't matter. It's having a nice trunk and confidence, and not being a total moron that matters most to me. Hell, I generally like people who seem smart and aren't afraid to show their emotions, their weaknesses, so that I can hopefully make them feel more understood, more normal, more loved.
Not to mention, I do not want to bottom, well, very rarely, and only for some people. Like my one friend, he's okay and all even if he acts really stupid a lot and he's also a top; still, I'd NEVER bottom for him because he's too selfish. I mean whenever I'd hypothetically bring up sleeping with him, that jackass would constantly insist I'd bottom for him first. Makes me irrate. And I refuse to acknowledge people who make me that mad. So, no spooning with him, ever.
You want to turn me on? Dick won't do it. Ass helps, but its really just how you express yourself that I care about. I'd rather have sex with someone who actually appears to be in love and happy and longing to be with me than someone who is confident but not a douche. I'm really more of a sentimental person when it boils down to it... so all the hate and suspicion so many people harbor truly depresses me. : |
Few months ago I tried to both greet someone who was on my contact/friend list on a site and say I thought they were cute, and even added that I'm not really looking for sex, that what I said above is more the sort of guy I am. And they responded by calling me a creep AND blocking me, not even letting me try to apologize for upsetting them : [. It's not like I even hit on them; I really can't understand his thought process at all.
I try talking to Jer at times lately, and well, I wish I could always be in a good conversation-crafting mood. Mostly its just a quick exchange. Which honestly is okay, I hope. I don't want him to feel unloved because... its a terrible feeling. I would know.
Anyway, Jer is still awesome (I mean c'mon, I'm not really a person who changes their opinions that quickly on others). But damn does he have terrible luck. Like I partially want to just lock him away so shit stops happening to trouble him, lol, something like that. I mean I am not a pet person so that idea is rather moot. And he wouldn't agree to that, lest I locked myself away with him, lol, then maybe xD.
Tumblr is such a time-sink, forget tvtropes. Its like Blogger but on massive roids, and way more likely to invoke triggers because people are dumb as dirt on there.
I see so many cases of reverse racism that it literally makes me sick to my stomach. Hell, no, its just racism. Whether you're white, black, red, blue, green or shining gold; if a third of your personal rants revolve around complaining about a group of people that boils down to "color-of-person_word-for-person", then by Jove, do you have loads of free time! And what a waste of time and energy you're expending to inform the masses of your exceedingly asinine views and simply foolish tangents ping-ponging around your cranium.
Allow me to enlighten you. First black guy I ever thought was attractive was pretty average looking, toned but kind of thin, and his equipment was pretty much average (like 6 or 7 in, which is not unreasonable). Why did I like him? Well, just the way he carried his self. I won't lie that this was in a porno so meh, it just does make me mad people assume white men just want someone for their dick, especially generalizing that's their reason for being attracted to dark skinned people. ESPECIALLY because I prefer ass. There. Race doesn't matter. It's having a nice trunk and confidence, and not being a total moron that matters most to me. Hell, I generally like people who seem smart and aren't afraid to show their emotions, their weaknesses, so that I can hopefully make them feel more understood, more normal, more loved.
Not to mention, I do not want to bottom, well, very rarely, and only for some people. Like my one friend, he's okay and all even if he acts really stupid a lot and he's also a top; still, I'd NEVER bottom for him because he's too selfish. I mean whenever I'd hypothetically bring up sleeping with him, that jackass would constantly insist I'd bottom for him first. Makes me irrate. And I refuse to acknowledge people who make me that mad. So, no spooning with him, ever.
You want to turn me on? Dick won't do it. Ass helps, but its really just how you express yourself that I care about. I'd rather have sex with someone who actually appears to be in love and happy and longing to be with me than someone who is confident but not a douche. I'm really more of a sentimental person when it boils down to it... so all the hate and suspicion so many people harbor truly depresses me. : |
Few months ago I tried to both greet someone who was on my contact/friend list on a site and say I thought they were cute, and even added that I'm not really looking for sex, that what I said above is more the sort of guy I am. And they responded by calling me a creep AND blocking me, not even letting me try to apologize for upsetting them : [. It's not like I even hit on them; I really can't understand his thought process at all.
I try talking to Jer at times lately, and well, I wish I could always be in a good conversation-crafting mood. Mostly its just a quick exchange. Which honestly is okay, I hope. I don't want him to feel unloved because... its a terrible feeling. I would know.
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