-cannot stand the slash pairing of Emmeryn/Gangrel; totally copacetic with Emmeryn/Aversa
-Vaike/everyone is personal head-canon; Male Robin/all males also works
-everyone who states they'd be okay with Chrom/Lissa should just go sleep with their own sibling already
-does not like being fat; perfectly fine with concept of male pregnancy
-would utterly break all your teeth if self (re: me) were impregnated
-everyone who likes RPGs should play Exit Fate... Now.
-would be fine with just a single, particular order of chinese cuisine (tends to re-order same takeout a lot), water, and raw broccolli everyday for the rest of life
-now honestly considering the above statement
-more people need to be open to frot/scissoring (same concept really)
-you want to know what I want? just an honest, hard-working (strongly preferred) male who doesn't smoke, nor uses drugs and is employed; why is that SO HARD for some of you!? (hah, pun... unintended at first)
-truth is, most lesbians are fine by me, I just get bored very quickly trying to watch them do it; I can watch most straight porn if dick is prominent in 75% of the shots
-yet, I don't really like dick photos... or most art of them if they're too realistic... honestly gross
-needs more ass, preferably tight arse
-stop equating sex parts to food items, people; if you're that hungry, go loving eat already!
-needs more virgins in their 30s (where I'm likely headed, lawl)
-you know what's stupid? people barking like a dog; if you do, I'm slapping a collar on you and getting your shots, 'k?
-wishes I could stop ranting so much
-realizes I probably won't, because I care too much
-more of you need to recognize how rare a person that cares as much as I is and loving get with the program already!
-seriously, stretch your bum and think about having someone as warm and tender and utterly lovely as I as a part of you... sometimes I'm amazed I'm not swarming in offers
-gets flustered easily from too much attention; still really shy
-definitely a top, gentle, but a top, beyond any reasonable doubt
Hmm... that's better~. Yay, venting! Later, anons.
No comments:
Post a Comment